Retirement fun

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schubie
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Retirement fun

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in Cavenagh street.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a Council Parking Scibe writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So I called him a piece of dog sh@t.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a sh@t.

I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age.


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GOLD!!!
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
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Nice!
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Good one.
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Post by barra mick »

magnificent
you have to have crack even if your just pissin in the wind
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