An older physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer , became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: " Dr. Geezer's Clinic . Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000.”
Doctor Digger Young , who was positive that this old geezer didn't know much about modern real medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr Young : " Dr. Geezer , I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”
Dr Geezer : "Nurse, please bring medicine from the box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr Young : 'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"
Dr Geezer : " Congratulations ! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young : "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr Geezer : "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr Young : "Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr Geezer : " Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr Young : "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"
Dr Geezer : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back" (giving him a $10 bill).
Dr Young : "But this is only $10!"
Dr Geezer : " Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be another $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "older Geezer” .
And remember: Don't make senior people mad. We don't like being older in the first place, so it doesn't take much to p..s us off.
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Re: Older Geezers
A witch tells former pop singer Adam: "Tell me I am pretty or I'll curse you"!
Adam: "Sorry, but you are ugly."
Witch: "Take that back, or you most surely will be cursed!
Adam: "Nope. You're hideous."
The witch then transformed him permanently into an ant.
Witch: "Look where your rudeness brought you! "
"Yeah this sucks, but you still look like an old butt," he said, forever AdamAnt.
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Meanwhile, old geezers face a bit of an image problem these days ... https://www.reddit.com/r/Boomers/
Adam: "Sorry, but you are ugly."
Witch: "Take that back, or you most surely will be cursed!
Adam: "Nope. You're hideous."
The witch then transformed him permanently into an ant.
Witch: "Look where your rudeness brought you! "
"Yeah this sucks, but you still look like an old butt," he said, forever AdamAnt.
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Meanwhile, old geezers face a bit of an image problem these days ... https://www.reddit.com/r/Boomers/
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Re: Older Geezers
ha ha ha ha ha
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Re: Older Geezers
Needed a good laugh.
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