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Post by ronje » Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:37 am

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home.

He was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.

When he said that he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place.

He couldn’t say he had no children, because as an officer of the court he couldn't lie (as we all know, lawyers cannot, and do not lie).

So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their 12 kids.

He took the remaining kid with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.

He loved one of the homes, and the price was right.

The agent asked: "How many children do you have?”

He answered: "Twelve."

The agent asked, "Where are the others?"

The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look, answered, “They’re in the cemetery with their mother."

He got the house.


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Re: Lawyers

Post by NinjaFish » Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:18 pm

Lawyers. Kinda sounds like... Liars. :D

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