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Oh well, here goes....

I told my boss I couldn't make it to work because of the weather today.
"But it's sunny outside," he said.
"Exactly," I replied cracking open a beer.

I phoned up the fishing helpline today.
I said, "I'm cr.p at fishing and need some tips."
The man said, "Okay, can you hold the line?"
I replied, "No."

During our day at the lake, my mate asked, "What's the biggest fish you've ever caught?"
"Have you ever seen the film Jaws?"
"Yeah."
"Well it was about the same size as the box the DVD comes in."

Yesterday I went fishing.
The first fish I caught was a trout. As I reeled it in, it turned round to me and said, "you know, you have lovely eyes. They really match the bright blue water here in the lake". Feeling rather speechless after this strange confidence boost, I decided to do the nice thing, and return it to the lake.

The second fish I caught was a large mackerel. As I reeled it in, it turned round to me and said, "I'm a pretty big fish you know. You must be a very strong man to have caught me, have you been working out?" Again, feeling rather taken aback by this, I decided to return the strange, talking fish to the lake.

The third fish I caught was a pike. As I reeled it in, it turned round to me. " Sod off you pr1ck!" it said. "And stop fishing for compliments!"


Aug 15
Things I now believe in...
mermaids
Things I no longer believe in...
dynamite fishing

I just watched a good film about fishing.
It had a great cast in it.

My girlfriend and I are supposed to be getting married next Friday.
If your reading this, Alison, I'm sorry, I'm going fishing with Mick that day.

I've been fishing the exact same spot for 8 years now and I refuse to change my techniques.
The only downsides are the huge scruffy beard and missing my 2 sons growing up.

I cleared out my schedule
The weekend was clear
But the fishing was ruined
Forgot to bring beer.

Was fishing yesterday and reeled in something about 12 inches across, flat and round.
It's black in colour and has a hole in the middle, I was wondering if it could be a record?

I was bragging to my friend about a 15 kg fish I had caught.
"Fifteen kg?" My friend said. "Did you have witnesses?"
"Yes I did." I replied, "Otherwise it would have weighed twenty-five kg."

Groan..laugh..groan..laugh