Final Exams

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Final Exams

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A teacher at a senior college reminded her students of tomorrow's final
exam.

"Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,

illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ar...sed student at the back of the room raised his hand and

asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete

and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class was reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was

restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head

and sweetly said, "Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your
other hand."


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