don't trust the tides

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don't trust the tides

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A guy drove to the beach and parked his car close to the water's edge - not realizing it was Low Tide - then he went for a long hike up into the mountains. During his excursion, High Tide came and then receded - completely submersing his car for the entire high tide. When he finally returned to his car it was low tide again - he became very concerned when he found out that he had Tuna in his Mercury!


The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb


Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
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:lol: ha ha
If there is water and it holds fish, then it is fun trying to fool them into eating what you offer!!

Especially when you can see them!
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Time & Tide waits for no man!
Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water - I drank it!


Yours sincerely, The Opportunist!
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