Don't go down to the woods today

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Don't go down to the woods today

Post by ronje » Fri Nov 15, 2019 5:45 am

Little Johnny sees his dad’s car going into the woods.

Curious, he decides to follow.

He sees daddy and aunt Jane sharing a passionate moment.

Johnny can barely contain himself as he runs home and tells his mother excitedly.


“Mommy, Mommy, I was at the playground and daddy and….”

Mommy tells him to slow down but she wants to hear his story.

So Johnny tells her “ I was at the playground and I saw daddy’s car go into the woods with aunty Jane.

I went to look and daddy was giving aunt Jane a big kiss. Then he helped her take off her shirt.

Then aunt Jane helped daddy take off his pants. Then daddy………”.

Mommy cut him off and said “ Johnny, this is an interesting story, you can save the rest of it for dinner. I want to see the look on daddy’s face when you tell the rest of it tonight”.

At the dinner table that night, mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.

Well I was at the playground and I saw daddy’s car go into the woods with aunt Jane. I followed them to
see what they were doing and then I saw how daddy gave aunt Jane a big kiss and then he helped her take
off her shirt. Then aunt Jane helped daddy take off his pants.

Then daddy and aunt Jane did that same thing that mommy and uncle Jack used to do when daddy was away.

At that point Johnny’s mother fainted.

The moral of the story?

Listen to the full story before you interrupt.


Regards
Ronje

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