Diet Pills

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Mclaren
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The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those
tablets that "help" get an erection. :twisted:
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You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed
her some diet pills! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Thats goooooood!
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Hmmmm!!!..Somethin not quite right there. :? ...AH HAH !!!!...McLaren, why does your WIFE want help getting an ERECTION?????? :shock: :shock: :rofl:
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
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olfart wrote:Hmmmm!!!..Somethin not quite right there. :? ...AH HAH !!!!...McLaren, why does your WIFE want help getting an ERECTION?????? :shock: :shock: :rofl:
Now you're not insinuating something O/F :? :? I know of a bank vault down here we can arrange accomodation for you, if so :lol: :lol:
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Mclaren wrote:
olfart wrote:Hmmmm!!!..Somethin not quite right there. :? ...AH HAH !!!!...McLaren, why does your WIFE want help getting an ERECTION?????? :shock: :shock: :rofl:
Now you're not insinuating something O/F :? :? I know of a bank vault down here we can arrange accomodation for you, if so :lol: :lol:
Gotta have blue rooms or i'm not bookin in. :lolpoint: :wink:
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
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