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Shtarcker would like this ...

left-hand & right-hand paperclips

I've had the same problem with nails. Working on the right side of the house and all I pull from my nail bag are bl..dy lefties

??? I don't get it

??? I don't get it

Best you don't work with electrical systems then

The far right paper clip is upside down. The joke is that Germans are (supposedly) that super-logical and anal that this would be seen as a chaotic situation.

Probably not the funniest joke, but I get bored.

Maybe this is better ... (thanks Wal)

Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man:
Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man:
$5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each
month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have
been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a
Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Where’s your Ferrari?