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I will improve the site this year with some major and much needed changes.

First thing, there is the new 2012 Bites comp, which is free, and runs most of the year. It is a very simple comp to enter, should be low stress and fun. The basic rules are,
1/ bait well known posters. (Losers will be required to wear a female GIMP suit backwards in Mitchell ST from 2am to 5am Friday night)

Second, there will be zero tolerance to certain issues in posts.

I'll be deleting all posts that ...

_are made by anyone who is a Nob. Nobs will be pulled off immediately.
_infinge the international cyberspace Treaty on Internet whining and moaning.
_is made by someone with a big nose
_start with "Well although he tried hard all day unfortunately Mud didnt catch.....".
_makes derogatory remarks about kiwis and/or their chosen private co-consenting activities.
_are in any way scented.
_bring up that tired old theory that the blues might win State of Origin this year
_that is made by someone that the moderators dont find sexually appealling
_that mentions in any way shape or form the overhead reel
_that contains a photograph bearing a recognisable background, boat, angler, fish or other item. (nude anglers excluded from this section)
_that do not cantain the terminating signature tag "Go The Maggies!!!"

The site is not going to become like Disneyland, ......well not much....yeah well okay maybe we'll get Pluto and Minnie. But thats all!.....oh and maybe a bit of a castle thingy....

A couple of major changes will be announced as they get closer to happening. Or not. Depends if I can be bothered.

I am on the site most days, but anyone who sees the above issues happening can use whatever psychological manipulations they see fit in order to enhance the chances of a complete FFF meltdown.

Mud wrote:I will improve the site this year with some major and much needed changes.

First thing, there is the new 2012 Bites comp, which is free, and runs most of the year. It is a very simple comp to enter, should be low stress and fun. The basic rules are,
1/ bait well known posters. (Losers will be required to wear a female GIMP suit backwards in Mitchell ST from 2am to 5am Friday night)

Second, there will be zero tolerance to certain issues in posts.

I'll be deleting all posts that ...

_are made by anyone who is a Nob. Nobs will be pulled off immediately.
_infinge the international cyberspace Treaty on Internet whining and moaning.
_is made by someone with a big nose
_start with "Well although he tried hard all day unfortunately Mud didnt catch.....".
_makes derogatory remarks about kiwis and/or their chosen private co-consenting activities.
_are in any way scented.
_bring up that tired old theory that the blues might win State of Origin this year
_that is made by someone that the moderators dont find sexually appealling
_that mentions in any way shape or form the overhead reel
_that contains a photograph bearing a recognisable background, boat, angler, fish or other item. (nude anglers excluded from this section)
_that do not cantain the terminating signature tag "Go The Maggies!!!"

The site is not going to become like Disneyland, ......well not much....yeah well okay maybe we'll get Pluto and Minnie. But thats all!.....oh and maybe a bit of a castle thingy....

A couple of major changes will be announced as they get closer to happening. Or not. Depends if I can be bothered.

I am on the site most days, but anyone who sees the above issues happening can use whatever psychological manipulations they see fit in order to enhance the chances of a complete FFF meltdown.

arrr mud at last a sence of humor, as you all ready now i have the education of a grade 4 which is why i am bit confused on first rule. Are you saying we cant bait well known posters or can. And how do you loose, cause deep down i got a feeling a few people may like that gimp suit idea. I no muntzy leaves thr.b a fair bit around those hours, most likely in the get up already.

hehehehehe

You're a bad man mikey

right who wants to fight me....a warning first..I won my last fight by 250 metres

nice post Mud

Mud, I wouldn't worry about the state of orgin, I heard it was being call off this year due to the lack competion (skill) in the NSW team over the past few years.

Without any doubt one of you absolute, finest efforts, which makes two topics in a row. Is there such a thing as FFFman of the year I wonder, you have saved a very dry February for many thats for sure.

Sheesh Mike!! That just about stuffs me..Me kids go cavin' in me nose...the missus reckons I stink..Me half brother's a kiwi (can't have lamb roast when he's over..just in case it's a former girlfriend)...head like a half-sucked mango.. I reckon 'egg-beaters are a kitchen item.. the only 'magpies' Ive seen here are geese..and finally..I'l be psychologicaly scarred for life if there's no Daffy.

Olfart classic!

I have looked at this ten times and cracked up every time I think it must have been the timing , gold. Worth mor ethan the 60 or more posts on the original.

No wonder the server has been crashing, this stuff gets more views than fishing reports

If the rain doesn't come, they should move a Toughman tent into Darwin by March, they're going to need it

just briliant stuff

very clever

nice post Mud

You obviously have too much time on your hands, better go fishing!!!!.

Oh forgot, no water ATM, maybe next month!!

as you all ready now i have the education of a grade 4 which is why i am bit confused on first rule.

No worries lil PP. Next time I'll use piccies and puppets to help explain : ) I read back over it and gotr confused myself. I think you win if you manage to get a bite back. You lose if they turn the tables and get others on side. Now.....eated up your bickie

hehehehehe

He he he he he.........Hey.........how big is your nose.......

I won my last fight by 250 metres

lol sounds like thats probably an old one but Ive never heard it before.....*puts in notebook*.....I'll use it when they forget you posted it here

I heard it was being call off this year due to the lack competion (skill) in the NSW team over the past few years

No bites Ben but I admire your effrontery (I think I know what that means?) We'll call it training but next time you may need to lube up for the GIMP suit!!

Is there such a thing as FFFman of the year I wonder

Ha ha Andy...theres nothin in my posts! Its all just BS! Not even any fish lately : ( ....speaking of which Im out for this weekend but appreciate the offer. Gotta write reports. Shouldnt spend time at work on this BS hey! Next time...

and finally....Ill be psychologically scarred for life if there is no Daffy

Dont worry Graham.....Daffys already here. Go find a mirror! Ya funny bugger!

this stuff gets more views than fishing reports

Ha ha Matt.....wont be long before we have a fishing section somewhere down the bottom of the Board Index!

very clever

He he ...very life wasting.....hows it going Barra Mick

You obviously have too much time on your hands

Me? Its bl..dy valentines day Smart!!! I bet 99 is sitting in the lounge reading a book looking up at you on FFF from time to time with smoke coming out of her ears!! Go and kanoodle (my mum used to say that....still not quite sure what she meant by it...but I bet its fun!)

arrr mud at last a sence of humor, as you all ready now i have the education of a grade 4 which is why i am bit confused on first rule. Are you saying we cant bait well known posters or can. And how do you loose, cause deep down i got a feeling a few people may like that gimp suit idea. I no muntzy leaves thr.b a fair bit around those hours, most likely in the get up already.[/quote]

Haven't been there in....days Pony.
Anyways it's all silted up.

Mike, given up puttin mirrors in me house, soon as I look in one it shatters, but , just before the last one blew I got a glimpse of Goofy, and no, Stainless won't do, as all I see in that is tweedle dee with a huge nose. Shavin's a real pain, have to do it by feel, got used to havin the odd eyebrow missin, sometimes both.. not good... makes me look like a bowling ball with a salami stuck in the thumb hole..couple of white stripes an I would look like a collingwood supporter..shame job.