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THIS DOWNSCAN IS FANTASTIC
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No caption, just didn't know that tyre nosed blueboats jumped when hooked??
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One too many Golden Snapper
A Fish in the Boat is Worth Five in the Shop.
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"Damn these giant squid, I'm done for"
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Was slapper the cocks-Wayne of that vessel?
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Hit "Mark" there are fish on it
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Yeah skip it's only a small hole...
Skip?
You there skip?
Oh bugger!!!!
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"Crikey, this is a terrible blue"
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" get the scales out boys, looks like weve got ourselves a world record blue on the line"
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"Matt, did you forget to put the bungs in again?"
I'm having Deja Moo... the feeling that I've been through this bullsh*t before....
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Did you say
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I thought they said "not even god himself could sink the titanic".
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can you blokes tow me a bit faster I think I am taking on water
he fishes he fishes he fishes its the only thing in life all he ever gets is hell from his fed up wife
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'Don't think the anchor's free yet skip..give it a bit more'.
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