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Anyone need a job

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This may be right up your alley
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Ha Ha . went down to apply but the line up started 2k,s past Elliot! Bugger :banghead: :lol:
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Hey shaggs, how did the job interview go?? :| Did you have the right 'qualifications'? :twisted:
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Trier wrote:Hey shaggs, how did the job interview go?? :| Did you have the right 'qualifications'? :twisted:
No mate ,I could only comply with no# 5
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Assuming there is a Mrs shaggs, I guess if you complied with #4 AND #5 you may have to perjure yourself to get out of a potentially testicle removing experience!
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No 5 = "yep I fkuced her"
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Stopped at No 4.... wouldn't use me own dick, and no one willing to lend me theirs.
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No. 7 could be interesting, I am always ready to improve my skills
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On the job training has got to be prac no theory required.....
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All the qualls are there but the mrs would not be happy....
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the guy on the front page of the NT news Today got the job
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LOL
Any Barra is a good barra. from 13cm to 105cm :)
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