9 things I hate about everybody!!

Make us laugh or cry out loud with your wicked wit.
Post Reply
SteveB
Jedi Seadog
Jedi Seadog
Posts: 414
Joined: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:06 pm
Location: Brissie
Contact:

9 things I hate about everybody!!

Post by SteveB »

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f@rk is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? ***

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F@rking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f@rk would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see That?". No tosser, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the f@rking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f@rk?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f@rking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?


*** This may be an urban myth, but there is a story that a customer rushed up to the counter at a McDonald’s, and asked, “Where’s the McToilet?” to be told, “Round the McBack.”


The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb


Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
Post Reply
  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post

Return to “Jokes”