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The trick is to not sweat the small stuff. Cam and bellfish, well thats small stuff in the scheme of things. Really fun to stir give it a few days and ill be back on old Ronje.

OK thats it

I take exception to that BenH

I am by as far as you want to call it the best fisherman on this forum............ once in a generation is how I would describe it. Seano I hear is good but I am great.



Like I always say there is no shame in being beaten by the best........ And I am the best

barra mick wrote:

BenH wrote:

seano wrote:Pet goldfish on livebait-who cares? Last year when that other bloke caught a metre plus from one of the lakes (on a lure) he didn't claim to be in the metre club.

Jealousy is a curse isn't it??

Yeah they speak abit of poop, what fisherman doesn't to various degrees.
Get over your dislike for Camfish, and accept its a good barra, regardless of how and where it was caught.
If not, show us all your metreys??

propably wrong fisherman to ask for meteys...be one of the best fisherman on here

ghound wrote:OK thats it

I take exception to that BenH

I am by as far as you want to call it the best fisherman on this forum............ once in a generation is how I would describe it. Seano I hear is good but I am great.



Like I always say there is no shame in being beaten by the best........ And I am the best

Isn't that what Mungbean was mumbling as he nodded off on th canvas.

the mundine of piscatorial pursuits has a certain ring to it

ghound wrote:OK thats it

I take exception to that BenH

I am by as far as you want to call it the best fisherman on this forum............ once in a generation is how I would describe it. Seano I hear is good but I am great.



Like I always say there is no shame in being beaten by the best........ And I am the best

Yes Gwasshopper Gweyhound you have certainly impwoved since I, Master Mud, found you cold and wodless in that dweadful fowest. Now you must put the skills I have laboured to teach you to good use.
Soon.....soon I will move to remoter fishing gwounds.....and no longer will I be the bestest fisherman (or woman) there ever was....ever. Even better than Sinsan Seano....Even better than you....Even better than.....Chuck Nowis.
When that happens Sinsan Seano will challenge you for the title. You must defeat him Gwasshopper Gweyhound. Pwepare yourself!!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!

Mud wrote:

ghound wrote:OK thats it

I take exception to that BenH

I am by as far as you want to call it the best fisherman on this forum............ once in a generation is how I would describe it. Seano I hear is good but I am great.



Like I always say there is no shame in being beaten by the best........ And I am the best

Yes Gwasshopper Gweyhound you have certainly impwoved since I, Master Mud, found you cold and wodless in that dweadful fowest. Now you must put the skills I have laboured to teach you to good use.
Soon.....soon I will move to remoter fishing gwounds.....and no longer will I be the bestest fisherman (or woman) there ever was....ever. Even better than Sinsan Seano....Even better than you....Even better than.....Chuck Nowis.
When that happens Sinsan Seano will challenge you for the title. You must defeat him Gwasshopper Gweyhound. Pwepare yourself!!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!

Oh dear

Mud wrote:
Yes Gwasshopper Gweyhound you have certainly impwoved since I, Master Mud, found you cold and wodless in that dweadful fowest. Now you must put the skills I have laboured to teach you to good use.
Soon.....soon I will move to remoter fishing gwounds.....and no longer will I be the bestest fisherman (or woman) there ever was....ever. Even better than Sinsan Seano....Even better than you....Even better than.....Chuck Nowis.
When that happens Sinsan Seano will challenge you for the title. You must defeat him Gwasshopper Gweyhound. Pwepare yourself!!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!

Shades of Monty Python

Like this one better though

PILATE: So, your father was a Woman. Who was he?

BRIAN: He was a centurion in the Jerusalem Garrisons.

PILATE: Weally? What was his name?

BRIAN: 'Nortius Maximus'.

CENTURION: Ahh, ha ha!

PILATE: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?

CENTURION: Well, no, sir.

PILATE: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?

CENTURION: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir,... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

GUARD #4: chuckling

PILATE: What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?

CENTURION: Well, it's a joke name, sir.

PILATE: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.

GUARD #4: chuckling

PILATE: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behavior like that.

BRIAN: Can I go now, sir?

Frwee Woderwick or Wichard

Woderwick the wobber!

Ill have two flat ones one pointy one and a packet of gravel.

could you ever imagine sitting down with those blokes )monty python) over a beer. there would be

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur: No! Please please no more!
Knights of Ni: You must return with a shrubbery or else you shall never pass through these woods...alive.
Arthur: Oh Knights of Ni you are just and fair and we will return with a shrubbery.

One that looks nice.
Of course.
And not too expensive.

Knight with No arms or legs

Come back and fight you barst@rd