I know boats - 2

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Who wears a cut-off switch lanyard ?

Always
7
9%
Never
44
58%
Sometimes
17
22%
Never have but I will now after reading this
8
11%
 
Total votes: 76

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Re: I know boats - 2

Post by olfart » Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:29 pm

Nomad...How about...SKIDMARK !! :wink: :wink:


" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.

xray

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Re: I know boats - 2

Post by dodgyone » Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:10 pm

Not trying to change the subject are we xray? Nothing to hide here?
Don't wanna be a flat water hero.

Real men go fast when it's rough.

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Re: I know boats - 2

Post by xray » Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:18 pm

opps sorry wrong topic post



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Re: I know boats - 2

Post by nomad » Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:45 pm

xray wrote:was this you nomad ??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQRKFINHLw8
Nah, I wasnt driving :D


olfart wrote:Nomad...How about...SKIDMARK !! :wink: :wink:
Or 'MT Colon'
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I have been called skid before (my name is Mark)

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Re: I know boats - 2

Post by olfart » Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:50 pm

How about..."OH POOP"...or..."Liquid Motion".. :naughty: :cheers:
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.

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Re: I know boats - 2

Post by moz » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:42 am

Funny story to the use of a lanyard. A few mates of mine were recently tossed out of their boat in similar circumstances. Hit the wake of a boat on one of our big rivers and oversteered and flipped them out. Any way all survived drowning and snapping handbags and were assisted by another boatie. The assisting boatie points out the lanyard to the skipper saying "You should be wearing this".
The boys bailed their boat and continued fishing for the day. At some point, the skipper had obviously been carefully considering the advice of the boatie but had a problem with it. Says to his deckie "How's this little rope supposed to stop me falling out??!"
Names have been excluded to protect the innocent.

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Re: I know boats - 2

Post by nomad » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:49 am

moz wrote:. Says to his deckie "How's this little rope supposed to stop me falling out??!"
Names have been excluded to protect the innocent.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Post by JewieQueen » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:07 am

nomad wrote:None of my mates believed me until I told them who the driver was :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yep, that part is also very true :rofl:

I thought we decided on Saturday night the boat name? :lol: "Insert name here" is a polesmoker... :lol:

Ah well the best outcome came out of it, no one was hurt or killed and no one lost thier jobs :lipsrsealed:
It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming.

Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years.

“Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime”

"Soon after I embraced the sport of angling I became convinced that I should never be able to enjoy it if I had to rely on the cooperation of the fish."

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Re: I know boats - 2

Post by nomad » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:02 am

JewieQueen wrote::lol: "Insert name here" is a polesmoker... :lol:

:lipsrsealed:
Youre a hard man Lenna :D

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Re: I know boats - 2

Post by olfart » Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:15 pm

nomad wrote:
moz wrote:. Says to his deckie "How's this little rope supposed to stop me falling out??!"
Names have been excluded to protect the innocent.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Absolute GOLD!!! :lol: :rofl:
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.

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Re: I know boats - 2

Post by olfart » Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:17 pm

nomad wrote:
moz wrote:. Says to his deckie "How's this little rope supposed to stop me falling out??!"
Names have been excluded to protect the innocent.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Absolute GOLD!!! :lol: :rofl:
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.

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