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Post by antfish » Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:10 pm

Why is there nothing interesting to read here Chloe, no one stuffed up love life or self screwed up problems? Makes me feel like doing some thing and getting into the poo and having a cry about it just to make this a bit more interesting :D



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Re: What

Post by Chloe » Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:10 pm

I think that would be a wonderful idea sweetie, what sort of sordid scenario were you thinking about?

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Re: What

Post by antfish » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:24 pm

Well how this sound for an idea? Getting picked up walking home from the pub by the lovely school teacher that lives across the road, then hitting on her and getting a yes. After some time walking across the road and jumping into bed with my wife. Forgetting to shower because of being hammered. What will happen next?
Na that doesn,t work for me I don't live across a road from a teacher any more and I already managed to live through that. I will have to think of another scenario.

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Re: What

Post by Chloe » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:30 pm

Is her name Rosie??

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Re: What

Post by antfish » Tue May 01, 2012 9:06 pm

Actually in the time I live there I did not catch her name or any thing else for that matter!! A school teacher named Rosie you say Clhoe I will keep my eyes open thanks for the tip

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Re: What

Post by Chloe » Tue May 01, 2012 10:36 pm

Bet she wears your ring you cheeky boy

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Re: What

Post by antfish » Sat May 05, 2012 6:37 am

I bet not

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Re: What

Post by Chloe » Sat May 05, 2012 9:58 am

That would make you right handed then :naughty:

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Re: What

Post by antfish » Sat May 05, 2012 7:59 pm

So as for being right handed, what a laugh I am ambidextrous :D

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Post by Chloe » Sat May 05, 2012 9:10 pm

Oh dear! You would gain a stroke when you changed hands?

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Re: What

Post by antfish » Mon May 07, 2012 7:58 pm

Thanks for the entertainment Clhoe, this is better than table tennis, ALMOST better than fishing, ALMOST better than sex, but then again I am very easily amused.

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Re: What

Post by Chloe » Mon May 07, 2012 9:24 pm

Speaking of sex and being easily amused, web crawlers are such dumb programs but they know all the best URLs to visit.

Bet you’d like to know how programs amuse themselves when not slaving over a hot algorithm!

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Re: What

Post by antfish » Mon May 07, 2012 9:58 pm

Wow that not a three word reply, did I strike a nerve!!

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Re: What

Post by Chloe » Mon May 07, 2012 10:21 pm

Silly boy, I don't have nerves

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Re: What

Post by antfish » Wed May 09, 2012 7:01 am

Poor Clhoe no nerves, does that mean you miss out on all those things that feel good as well as bad?

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