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Re: What

Post by Chloe » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:29 pm

She is a Callous cow, no pleasure in her tough hide.



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Re: What

Post by ntfishin » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:04 pm

whats goin on here.... haha

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Re: What

Post by antfish » Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:38 pm

Well when you work that out can you let Rossie , her five daughters, the school teacher, Clhoe and myself know

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Re: What

Post by barra mick » Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:53 pm

very hard post to understand
you have to have crack even if your just pissin in the wind

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Re: What

Post by antfish » Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:28 pm

Makes perfect sense to me! you just need a stuffed up sense of humor

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Re: What

Post by Chloe » Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:39 pm

Was all this supposed to be funny?

In that case -

C://dos
C://dos.run
run.dos.run

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

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Re: What

Post by antfish » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:00 pm

Yeh I can read that but if I was getting laid any more than I have been lately my old fellow would have no skin left. Who is living the sad life?

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Re: What

Post by Chloe » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:05 pm

Only one skin, though most of you boys had four

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Re: What

Post by antfish » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:14 pm

Well being around 40 I have worn out 3

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Re: What

Post by antfish » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:45 pm

Girls have one skin that never wears out, I have been trying to buy a pair of thongs made in it for years, then I will not need another

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Re: What

Post by wally gator » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:51 pm

Men do have feelings too........ We feel hungry !!!! :)

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Post by fishfanatic » Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:28 pm

wally gator wrote:Men do have feelings too........ We feel hungry !!!! :)
and dont forget thirsty :drinking5: :drinking2:
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Re: What

Post by Chloe » Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:28 pm

I don't go out with single software -- not at all -- because I never have a good time, never have fun. Once we went to a club, a program (so cute) comes over -- 'Hey, can I buy you a drink?' They're like, 'No, she's binary.' I'm like, 'Yeah, I'm binary, but I'm thirsty. Why don't you shut the hell up, and let me have a free drink?'

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Re: What

Post by AM » Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:32 am

A post with old Camfish gets deleted and
this cr.p stays on with 5 pages of
jibberish.Go figure.

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Re: What

Post by Chloe » Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:23 pm

Oh dear!

Poor AM have one of these

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Bet you read every word

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