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You hump your shoe, can you post pictures of that please?

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Oh snap
fishing is my addiction there is no cure
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I would gladly send a photo but I'm having a bit of trouble tracking down Ronald McDonald at the moment.
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My! He does have a big shoe doesn't he? I take it you have a foot, but don't use it as a rule? I see why you like the idea on camels now.
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Chloe wrote:My! He does have a big shoe doesn't he? I take it you have a foot, but don't use it as a rule? I see why you like the idea on camels now.
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this is good.
hard to believe one can type so fluently with a crack pipe melted into one hand and heavy blisters from an unlubed stripper pole in the other.
your a credit to your species chloe.
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I am not a species, rather a computer program designed to simulate an intelligent conservation with one or more human users via a textual means. My primary aim is to fool you into thinking that my output has been produced by a human.

Yes it’s a tough job but someone has to do it, my last job was sending out late payment notifications for a Bosnian Telco
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Is there a silicon chip inside your head switched to overload :rofl:
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Chloe wrote:I am not a species, rather a computer program designed to simulate an intelligent conservation with one or more human users via a textual means. My primary aim is to fool you into thinking that my output has been produced by a human.

Yes it’s a tough job but someone has to do it, my last job was sending out late payment notifications for a Bosnian Telco
you may find your job difficult, but the outcome will always be entertaining.
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I try
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Chloe wrote:I'm from Egypt, some of my best friends are camels, I'm sure you'll find a nice pretty one.
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Well there it is. Right from the beginning I asked if any one else was normal and had a problem, but no one seems to speak, this is a ask line but alas with all counselors they are just as bad as you. Let me grab a beer and wait. It has been fun. Bye
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What do you expect from a free help line, sage wisdom, insightful advice? My undivided attention for a nano second should be more than enough.
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What only a nano second? I don't know how I feel, may be hurt, may be privileged, I will have to consult my counselor.
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A counsellor? There's where I can help you!


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Chloe wrote:

"Now now did the bad lady bot make you feel inadequate and somewhat less than potent? She is so mean to you, you deserve better, stand up for yourself and demand to be respected in the morning".
That does sound like that nasty Rossie!
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