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Would you like to tell me what a web crawler is that can find the best URLS what ever that means ,I am not that puter literate and I don't care to be. Hell in between the cr.p now I can waste some built up bucks on games. That is what I call spam!!!


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What is a web crawler??? Well you won't find out later that your web crawler ...
...is married.
...is on penicillin.
...likes you - but loves your brother.
…won't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually.
… never expects you to have little web crawlers.
… don't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy".
…will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement, or seek custody of anything.
…no matter how you slice it, you can have your bot and eat it too.

Afterwards, a web crawler won't: ..
...want to shake hands and be friends.
...say, "I'll call you a cab".
...tell you he's not the marrying kind.
...tell you he is the marrying kind.
...call his ex-wife or therapist.
...take you to confession.
… don't leave you wondering for a month.
…won't make you go to the chemist
… won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
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Will you two just quit the flirting and go get a hotel room for goodness sake!!
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Flirting with an organic? That’s just too perverted to contemplate.
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put down the crackpipe and magic mushrooms.
that his all :rofl: :lol:
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Would a magic mushroom be the phantom of the fungus?
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Well Clhoe some one else does read but so do I
I read what you say you might be bitter and have some not so good relationships!!
I also read that you put me in a group and you may be only 25% right !!
But the BIGGEST POINT I read is that some one likes your brother more than they like you. This would make you a boy or a girl who makes mistakes of going out with blokes with a gay side, I think Clhoe is a male that hides behind a cartoon picture??
And I wouldn't get a room with one of them.
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Rejected by a married man. I'm heartbroken.
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I thought you had to make some sort of offer or application to be rejected, I don,t re-call any of that
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Thank goodness for that, with the school teacher, your wife, Rosie and all her daughters I'm sure you have enough on your plate.
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Ha ha ha mmm ahh ha ha ha
fishing is my addiction there is no cure
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I think Chloe is a 300lb fat hairy red scottish dude who drives a cab in Darwin with no aircon.... GET IN MY BELLY
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Im sad cause I eat I eat cause im sad what am I talk'n bout im dead sexxy
fishing is my addiction there is no cure
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Hey lats chloe's lost her baby back ribs have ya seen em. Baby back ,baby back, baby back ribs
fishing is my addiction there is no cure
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Chloe is Matt's little girl
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