This pisses me OFF

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This pisses me OFF

Post by Scamper » Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:09 pm

Dear Chloe,
I'm fishing out in the harbor, away from other boats as I don't like crowds.

I'm out of the way from other boats traveling to their destinations.

BUT over they come ( other boats) at great knot's of speed to check out what I might have found.
Maybe a secrete reef, a jew fish hole, a mysterious wreck.
And as they plane past WOT within 10 mt you see the arsehole "captain pirate" push a button on his GPS to mark my spot.

Not only that you have to put up with the wash they leave behind, rocking boat and not to mention scaring off the fish.

Last weekend I fooled them, the "arsehole Captain Pirates" , cause I sat on nothing, in the middle of nowhere. Wasn't even fishing.
Did have the rods in the rod holders.
Again they target me, WOT veering off their path and coming ever so close to where I was anchored.
Again they all marked this phantom spot. No less than a dozen "pirate" boats.

My wife and I were just enjoying a day out on the water, having a picnic.
My wine did get spilled but it was worth it.

Chloe, can you tell the other boats to stop stealing my spots?



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Re: This pisses me OFF

Post by Chloe » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:18 pm

I think you should shoot them, in fact you have my permission to do just that. Head shots only please we don't want them suffering needlessly.

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Re: This pisses me OFF

Post by cuddlescooper » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:38 pm

Wow, interesting comments! Too bad if he took the advice seriously.

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Re: This pisses me OFF

Post by bring_it_on » Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:43 am

hahah classic...will have to do this myself...hate blowflies

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Re: This pisses me OFF

Post by shaggs » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:09 am

Get use to it,it's getting worse every day now
The past is history,the future is mystery,the moment is a gift and that's why it's called the present

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Re: This pisses me OFF

Post by Chloe » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:31 am

Serious advice for serious business. Just aim at the toilet door.

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Re: This pisses me OFF

Post by wally gator » Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:39 pm

new toilet locks say don't shoot instead of engaged !!

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Re: This pisses me OFF

Post by tangles » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:35 pm

Same thing happened to me this arvo of Charles pt.
Getting a few fish then this fella in older fibreglass cat comes along
And goes right over my anchor rope.boats name starts with rum.

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Re: This pisses me OFF

Post by Chloe » Sat Apr 12, 2014 1:05 pm

Pig!

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Re: This pisses me OFF

Post by tangles » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:35 pm

Runner

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