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No need to raise your voice, I'm only deaf in one ear.


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Chloe wrote:YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER!!!! .
well what happens in Vegas
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A couple of years with me and you'll be deaf in both ears, broke and destitute.
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Chloe wrote:A couple of years with me and you'll be deaf in both ears, broke and destitute.
she sounds like a real catch mate
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As I'm still nursing a damaged moral among other things such as mounting legal bills and a broken motor, Bellfish, maybe you could look after Chloe for a while as I convalesce? Should be back on my foot shortly. She takes size 12s. And whatever you do NO alcohol.(That's her not you!)

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madmortimer wrote: And whatever you do NO alcohol.(That's her not you!)
I was about to say I cant really go into this sort of relationship sober especially if chloe expects marriage after 2 weeks soon ill be singing (I was only 19)
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That's the spirit! Get a few into you, get vocal and then I can go fishing....
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What is this, a gang bang? Pass me off to your mates because the Viagra ran out? I do have standards!................Those shoes better fit Bellfish.
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will these do
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Consider my babies yours.
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Chloe wrote:Consider my babies yours.
just what every young bloke loves to hear, plenty more shoes were that came from :wink:
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Chloe wrote:Consider my babies yours.
If that's meant literally I'd be borrowing those runners mate!
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Wonderful, I have two kids to Madmortimer, half a dozen to antfish, too many to recall to back-cast and something very odd to Plate Size. They of course are all your now. I'd have your babies as well but I feel a headache coming on.
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[quote="Chloe"I feel a headache coming on.[/quote]
these wouldn't make that headache go away by any chance would they :wink:
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Ah sweetie, you're my man. You can upload all you want! Don't suppose you have two of those do you?
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