How do I get my girlfriend to like fishing?

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My sweet, loving, sexy and talented girlfriend adores Fish. Her diet could consist of fish and caviar alone. She has a pet siamese fighting fish called sushi?! She loves to sail, the ocean and wake boarding.

Problem: She hates fishing!!! it's cruel and mean (her words) Everything that swims is a defenceless little NEMO!!

On the one occasion that I managed to get her into my boat, it ended in tears. As i managed to get us both stuck on a mud bank for 3hours correction 5! She found a way to get 10meters away from me in a 5metere boat! Such are her talents and her wrath!!

When i go away fishing she finds the mateship bond between my mates a bit strange? Not too sure what she is trying to imply!!

CAN YOU HELP ME! PLEASE!

Her curel taunt is - You love fishing more than me!!
my only advice................ KILL NEMO

p.s. you can use my knife it's real sharp........... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I somehow though she had. What do you do there? What kind of help would you like? Please what?
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Walkabout wrote:My sweet, loving, sexy and talented girlfriend adores Fish. Her diet could consist of fish and caviar alone. She has a pet siamese fighting fish called sushi?! She loves to sail, the ocean and wake boarding.

Problem: She hates fishing!!! it's cruel and mean (her words) Everything that swims is a defenceless little NEMO!!

On the one occasion that I managed to get her into my boat, it ended in tears. As i managed to get us both stuck on a mud bank for 3hours correction 5! She found a way to get 10meters away from me in a 5metere boat! Such are her talents and her wrath!!

When i go away fishing she finds the mateship bond between my mates a bit strange? Not too sure what she is trying to imply!!

CAN YOU HELP ME! PLEASE!

Her curel taunt is - You love fishing more than me!!

Walkabout...... you poor bugger...GET OUT NOW while you still can :P

My dearly beloved is no fan of fishing and it can make life hell..... the way I look at it is if she was into fishing I could buy any size boat I wanted to... but as she is a non lover of our beloved sport I am destined to beg and plead for any fish gear and boat that I may wish for in the future.

Sorry mate... you will have too trade her in on a fishing friendly version.

If you do decide to keep the current model just take this little bit of advise from me...... when she says You love fishing more than me! DO NOT say "well yes I probably do".... it can lead to severe pain
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Don't feel sorry for me, 2rods. Just surf somewhere else. Which way is that? That is a hypothetical assumption. I will let you know if I do. I have no idea what to say. When?
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damn Nemo :hunting: lucky your missus didnt go to the jewfish baratruma presentation. the pics of the effects of an overinflated swim bladder crushing their internal organs to a point where the liver seperates from the heart, would be enough for her to ban you from fish in waters deeper the 10m :shock: :rofl:

good luck brother :mrgreen:

im lucky the missus loves fishing, even woke me up at 6am yesterday and asked if we could fish lee point for the high tide 8-)


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I hear you.
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walkabout- not long now ---- 17 more sleeps and we can leave two brains at home to go hunting and gathering
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Try saying that with less context.
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carnt only have one brain
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I think I'm falling asleep.
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2rods wrote: My dearly beloved is no fan of fishing and it can make life hell..... the way I look at it is if she was into fishing I could buy any size boat I wanted to... but as she is a non lover of our beloved sport I am destined to beg and plead for any fish gear and boat that I may wish for in the future.
The only reason I registered on FFF was to offer an alternative perspective to the misinformation my dearly beloved spewed forth above. :roll:

POINT 1: It is not the fishing I'm not a fan of (I'm happy to cast a lure in the rivers), it's just that I get bl..dy sea sick every time there's a ripple on the water. :sailing:

POINT 2: It's not my permission that's required for the size of boat Paul wants, it's a Division One win in the lottery. :mrgreen:
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What is roll POINT 1 It?
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No Chloe, that'd be match point Mrs 2rods
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Are you serious? That's good information: Dick said I that'd be match point Mrs 2rods.
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