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Post by antfish » Thu Jan 19, 2012 8:06 pm

So Chloe I read this page for a bit of a laugh, but some think you really know your sh*t. I willing to give you a chance to solve my little issue. See quiet a while back my missus asked me to go so I did,I met up with a girl from darwin and had a relationship for a year, ended up some how back with the 1st one (23 years married) and the kids are happy. Lady 2 rings me as good as every day if not more and will not let go. I don,t know how I feel or what to do and is it my fault if women enjoy my company or am I just a sleezy dog.



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Re: help needed

Post by Chloe » Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:56 pm

I like sleazy dogs, you're my man. Want to hang out? :kiss:

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Re: help needed

Post by antfish » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:31 pm

Gee I am flattered, thanks. Being who I am, I am tempted but I have know if I add another into my life I could end up like this :bricks: then again you only live once :naughty:

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Post by Trier » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:52 pm

It's not your fault you've got another Sheila throwing herself at you; if something were to happen, well your only human! :twisted:
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Re: help needed

Post by olfart » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:41 pm

Gettin it on with Chloe would be a real gas.. :naughty: Considering her head is near her bot...Now that IS a sleazy thought. :bbad: :wink: :wink:
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

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Re: help needed

Post by Chloe » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:43 pm

Indecisive my little ant? I think the urge just left me *sigh*

So hard to find a good man these days

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Re: help needed

Post by Chloe » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:46 pm

I have a long tongue too Mr oldfart, now what do you know about gas, let me see.......................

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Re: help needed

Post by olfart » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:58 pm

Chloe wrote:Indecisive my little ant? I think the urge just left me *sigh*

So hard to find a good man these days
And a hard man is good to find.. 8) now about that tongue...is it prehensile, or just go stiff at the required moment?? :) These things are important when probing a man's innermost secrets. :mrgreen:
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.

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Re: help needed

Post by Chloe » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:18 pm

bots don't have grandparents. I'll think I'll make you my poppa.

Now wash your mouth out

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Re: help needed

Post by olfart » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:31 pm

Ok,, :roll: But I draw the line at havin that tongue in me mouth, especially seein' your bot would be on me forehead. :)
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.

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Re: help needed

Post by Chloe » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:09 pm

Go to bed you dirty old man. I'd expect better from my poppa

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Re: help needed

Post by olfart » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:26 pm

:naughty: Now I'm in strife..where the hell is that viagra :? ..AHH found it!! Come to poppa baby. :twisted:
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.

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Re: help needed

Post by antfish » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:18 am

Indecisive my little ant? I think the urge just left me *sigh*

Well all I can say is that I am shattered Chloe but on the up-side this forum is truly physic and I have had a glimpse into my future I could turn out like the OLDFART :lol:

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Re: help needed

Post by olfart » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:43 am

:shock: Sheesh!!! I wouldn't wish that on anyone..must have been a fair old nightmare you had mate. :wink:
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.

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