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Chloes head

Post by fishfanatic » Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:51 pm

How is your head or should we not ask???

By the way how do you hold your liquor?

By the ears haha!


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Re: Chloes head

Post by Chloe » Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:01 pm

My head has been upgraded.

How do you hold your licker, by the ears?

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Re: Chloes head

Post by xfixiate » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:21 pm

Nope, by the hair

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Re: Chloes head

Post by olfart » Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:02 pm

Chloe, tell the dumb pr..ks who re-modelled your head :bonk: ...It should be above your navel..way above. :wink:
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"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

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Re: Chloes head

Post by Chloe » Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:38 pm

Silly boy, bots dont have a navel :kiss:

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Re: Chloes head

Post by xfixiate » Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:43 pm

Chloe has bots? Apply more DEET...

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Re: Chloes head

Post by olfart » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:58 pm

Does that mean the head is connected to the bot?? :shock: .. Sheesh!! ya wouldnt wanna eat too many baked beans. :roll: :wink:
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.

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Re: Chloes head

Post by Chloe » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:52 pm

xfixiate you are a naughty boy. Please don't send me any more personal messages of that nature, what you ask for is just not possible even with a fully 360 degree rotating neck.

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Re: Chloes head

Post by olfart » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:09 pm

At least you can turn away at the right moment.. :lipsrsealed: :idea: Hey!!! you can get 'dutch ovened' alone.. How cool is that!! :mrgreen:
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.

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