Mineral turps

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Mineral turps

Post by ronje » Thu May 23, 2019 6:25 am

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turps. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called mineral turpentine'.

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.

If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.’

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'


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