At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say
concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and speak, or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful, young, blonde woman carrying a child.
She started walking slowly toward the pastor .
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted.
The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward?
What do you have to say?"
The blonde replied, "We can't hear in the back."
The Wedding
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