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Seems stupid..?

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Heres a topic for hell of it.... It came up in conversation today..

police are always on about road safety etc.. failure to wear a seat belt or being unstrained is an offence, the penalty being dermit points and large fines...

So, when you get arrested or taken away by the fuzz, they put you in the back of a police van like a dog.. Well, actually worse than a dog! Dogs by law have to be restrained too..!

People get placed into police vans unrestrained. If one of these police vehicles rolled or some other form of bad accident you wouldnt have much chance I reckon...?
Add to that, your hand-cuffed too.. Even more limiting your ability to protect yourself in an accident.

Funny... If you got arrested for riding in the back of your ute unrestrained, you would be placed into a police ute unrestrained and taken away.....!?!

All seems fack to bront....??


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Re: Seems stupid..?

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Platesized?
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Thats a bit rough fogazi....
I'm Just venting some useless thoughts.. You gotta admit this is the place for that!!!

It's been the day for it, seeing useless poop everywhere today..!!
Got curious and stuck my head into cash converters today for the first time!!!
Frig me..!!! How does that place survive?? They sell secondhand poop for more than new prices??
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Fogazi wrote:Platesized?
Hahaha how rude.
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blw wrote:
Fogazi wrote:Platesized?
Hahaha how rude.

Lol..!
Been called worse..!


Here's a joke for ya's...


Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God". St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.
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Well im guessing you would know what its like to ride in the back so I guess we cant argue your logic. Cool joke too!
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It's simple, don't get locked up!
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