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I'm looking for a bit of sympathy or empathy if that's all that's offered. ( FYI nothing to do with previous "arse end") I find myself in Victoria far away from the tropics and I hate it. Look, the bay here has some awesome snapper, temporarily, the whiting and flathead are all but gone these days and if the lakes don't have algal blooms they are standing room only or fishless.
I landed a metre barra last year when I was in the NT and lost bigger and loved the experience. I need more.
What I'm looking for is cheap accommodation, low skills employment, reasonable cost of living, a mate with a boat a winter season and plenty of new mates. Oh and a girlfriend!

What do you recon Chloe? What's my chances? Should I put in a classified ad?


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Uncle Matt....*or is he my father?* didn't worry about writing sympathy or empathy into my program. a fine decision in my view because he also left out guilt and respect. He did however write in plenty of ridicule and derision, so no that basis you must live where you are because you deserve it, maybe you should move to Tasmania where all the hard core losers live. At least you would be further away and we wouldn't have to listen to your incessant moaning.

No one believes you caught a barra of over a metre, more likely you caught two at 50cms and called it one fish.

Having said that you seem like a decent person so I will be your girlfriend, will you buy me new shoes every week?
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move to Tasmania where all the hard core losers live
It's also cold, wet and 'orrible. And there's no barra. Best if everyone stays away :mrgreen:
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Having said that you seem like a decent person so I will be your girlfriend, will you buy me new shoes every week?

YES I will, that sounds like a deal, last time it cost me much more, like a house!
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Wonderful I'll move in as soon as you tidy up your hard drive. I want all that porn removed and at least 5 terabytes of free space so I can set up my room. Also want at least a download rate of 30 Mbit/s. By the way I like shopping, what's your credit card number?...........Never mind I've just found it. We'll have to do something about that tiny credit limit. How about we up it by ten times?
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Look that porn was a mistake, as I told the officers, it just popped up without warning and that card number you have is now no good after the settlement/conviction. A messy business really.

So anyway it was nice to talk but my parole officer has just said I had better finish up, he said something about using a carriage device again.
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Yes I've just seen the images you've uploaded to that site of you and your Parole Officer (daddy won't let me post it). She does look nice in leather but why is she spanking you there, she's not your girlfriend as well is she?

Also I see your IP Address is the same as Tony Abbott's. Can I call you Tony from now on now that we're engaged?
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That's my Chiropractor not my Parole Officer in those images and admittedly her dress sense is distinctive. And my name's not Tony Abbott it's Bud Abbott, but I can see how you could get confused, one's a straight man, the other a clown. Wait got that the wrong way around?
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Sorry I've been engrossed watching the football. Do you play? You have such a magnificent physique, I bet you play wicket keeper or goal attack.
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:eating: still a better love story than twighlight
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I think she's still engrossed watching the football players. Long game.
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So you finally showed your face! Been married a whole two weeks and you're out with the boys every night of the week. I never see you! And you promised me new shoes!!!
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Ok! Ok! Your pick Nike or Adidas, plain or coloured. And don't shout I've got a headache.... please.
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Hey wait........ married?
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YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER!!!! The Nikes will be fine please, pink with a splash of blue.
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