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Post Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:44 pm    Post subject: Bad eyes

A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today

The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."

"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.

"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."

:rofl:

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Post Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 9:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Bad eyes

Groan.....

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