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A man dressed up as a hotdog walks into a bar.

The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food."


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Really...? Bar jokes..?
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Making up for the lack of barra ...

This might be more your style Hemi ...

Q. How do you know your dog loves you more than your wife?

A. Lock them both in the laundry for an hour and observe who is happier to see you when you open the door.
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Matt Flynn wrote:Making up for the lack of barra ...

This might be more your style Hemi ...

Q. How do you know your dog loves you more than your wife?

A. Lock them both in the laundry for an hour and observe who is happier to see you when you open the door.

Doesn't work..

I did lock the wife in the laundry Matt !! Hoping the washing would get done but it didn't...
Then when we divorced she took the bl..dy dog with her...!


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What did you do Matt? Blow a seal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCiIBfEKCds
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drifter wrote:What did you do Matt? Blow a seal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCiIBfEKCds
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You fellas delve into interesting parts of the web ...

Looks like Hemi has a Seal Club membership.
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My 'love' of seals comes from years of working at Huon aquaculture Matt.....!

Just rats of the ocean....
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I've seen a dead one washed up on the rocks at Roaring Beach.

They sure pong, alive or dead ...
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pr..ks of things steal towed baits fishing for big yellowfin or marlin in nsw
Tight lines 'n' keep the shiny side up people.
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