Don't step outside for a pee ...

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That's a better title :D
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With that many layers of clothing & being that cold ....I could hardly find it .....let alone Pee with it

Brings back the old phrase....so cold I was peeing iceblocks.. :rofl: :rofl:
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When i lived on the side of mt tongariro in NZ Angry it used to get so cold that in order to pee you had to shake pepper over it, wait till it sneezed, and then grab it!!!
Its not a crisis unless there is blood around.
If there is blood around......well its a police matter...
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Mud wrote:When i lived on the side of mt tongariro in NZ Angry it used to get so cold that in order to pee you had to shake pepper over it, wait till it sneezed, and then grab it!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

M8 promise me one day I'll get to go for a fish with you,....probably spend all day ROFL ...... Would be greast days enternainment though.
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Sounds like a great idea Angry.......let us know when u are up next!!
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I grew up in Orange NSW and it was soooo cold there that you used to have to snap the stream of pee off.
It was so cold that sometimes your Johnson would shrink so much that you would pull out pube hair and pee down your leg
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Bwahahaha, you can tell on FFF when the barra have slowed down :roll:
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I can remember going to Orange once racing Go karts, we were there friday for practice running in an engine, going round & round, it was so cold after the 5th lap I came around to find wheel tracks,......in the snow..

That place was so bl**dy cold the penguins went to Antarctica to get warm !!!
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