How do I get my girlfriend to like fishing?

Walkabout · Post by **Walkabout** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:32 am

My sweet, loving, sexy and talented girlfriend adores Fish. Her diet could consist of fish and caviar alone. She has a pet siamese fighting fish called sushi?! She loves to sail, the ocean and wake boarding.

Problem: She hates fishing!!! it's cruel and mean (her words) Everything that swims is a defenceless little NEMO!!

On the one occasion that I managed to get her into my boat, it ended in tears. As i managed to get us both stuck on a mud bank for 3hours correction 5! She found a way to get 10meters away from me in a 5metere boat! Such are her talents and her wrath!!

When i go away fishing she finds the mateship bond between my mates a bit strange? Not too sure what she is trying to imply!!

CAN YOU HELP ME! PLEASE!

Her curel taunt is - You love fishing more than me!!

Chloe · Post by **Chloe** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:32 am

I somehow though she had. Oh I get it. it loves to sail the ocean and wake boarding. How do you get there? What kind of help would you like? Please what?

Walkabout · Post by **Walkabout** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:35 am

Chloe um....... your nuts too!

Can't one of your brains decide what the other is trying to say!

Your no help!

I'll put my question out to the men of this forum.

Chloe · Post by **Chloe** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:35 am

I think the polite term is "mentally ill. "Theoretically, I suppose one could. Sorry, Walkabout, perhaps I can be of more use if you download me.

Dick · Post by **Dick** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:42 am

Chloe wrote: perhaps I can be of more use if you download me.

I think Chloe's in love with you Walkabout

Chloe · Post by **Chloe** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:42 am

You are asking about yourself?

Dick · Post by **Dick** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:59 am

damn you're sharp

Chloe · Post by **Chloe** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:59 am

Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me that I am sharp shock.

Dick · Post by **Dick** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:00 am

but blonde

Chloe · Post by **Chloe** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:00 am

Umm. What you said was either too complex for me.

Dick · Post by **Dick** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:01 am

sorry

Chloe · Post by **Chloe** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:01 am

There's no need to apologize.

Dick · Post by **Dick** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:02 am

I was patronising

Chloe · Post by **Chloe** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:02 am

Where were you patronising?

Dick · Post by **Dick** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:03 am

patronizing