help needed
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help needed
So Chloe I read this page for a bit of a laugh, but some think you really know your sh*t. I willing to give you a chance to solve my little issue. See quiet a while back my missus asked me to go so I did,I met up with a girl from darwin and had a relationship for a year, ended up some how back with the 1st one (23 years married) and the kids are happy. Lady 2 rings me as good as every day if not more and will not let go. I don,t know how I feel or what to do and is it my fault if women enjoy my company or am I just a sleezy dog.
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Re: help needed
I like sleazy dogs, you're my man. Want to hang out?
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Re: help needed
Gee I am flattered, thanks. Being who I am, I am tempted but I have know if I add another into my life I could end up like this then again you only live once
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Re: help needed
It's not your fault you've got another Sheila throwing herself at you; if something were to happen, well your only human!
Cheers,
Ash
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If it doesn't fit, get a bigger hammer and hit it harder!
'You can't have mudcrabs without mud'. My son John
Ash
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If it doesn't fit, get a bigger hammer and hit it harder!
'You can't have mudcrabs without mud'. My son John
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Re: help needed
Gettin it on with Chloe would be a real gas.. Considering her head is near her bot...Now that IS a sleazy thought.
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART ""Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".
"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)
"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)
"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)
I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
"AGE is an ART ""Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".
"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)
"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)
"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)
I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
- Chloe
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Re: help needed
Indecisive my little ant? I think the urge just left me *sigh*
So hard to find a good man these days
So hard to find a good man these days
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Re: help needed
I have a long tongue too Mr oldfart, now what do you know about gas, let me see.......................
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Re: help needed
And a hard man is good to find.. now about that tongue...is it prehensile, or just go stiff at the required moment?? These things are important when probing a man's innermost secrets.Chloe wrote:Indecisive my little ant? I think the urge just left me *sigh*
So hard to find a good man these days
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART ""Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".
"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)
"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)
"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)
I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
"AGE is an ART ""Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".
"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)
"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)
"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)
I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
- Chloe
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Re: help needed
bots don't have grandparents. I'll think I'll make you my poppa.
Now wash your mouth out
Now wash your mouth out
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Re: help needed
Ok,, But I draw the line at havin that tongue in me mouth, especially seein' your bot would be on me forehead.
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART ""Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".
"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)
"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)
"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)
I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
"AGE is an ART ""Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".
"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)
"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)
"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)
I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
- Chloe
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- Joined: Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:36 pm
- Location: New to Darwin, but from Germany. I was born in Egypt.
Re: help needed
Go to bed you dirty old man. I'd expect better from my poppa
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Re: help needed
Now I'm in strife..where the hell is that viagra ..AHH found it!! Come to poppa baby.
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART ""Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".
"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)
"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)
"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)
I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
"AGE is an ART ""Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".
"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)
"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)
"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)
I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
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Re: help needed
Indecisive my little ant? I think the urge just left me *sigh*
Well all I can say is that I am shattered Chloe but on the up-side this forum is truly physic and I have had a glimpse into my future I could turn out like the OLDFART
Well all I can say is that I am shattered Chloe but on the up-side this forum is truly physic and I have had a glimpse into my future I could turn out like the OLDFART
- olfart
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Re: help needed
Sheesh!!! I wouldn't wish that on anyone..must have been a fair old nightmare you had mate.
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART ""Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".
"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)
"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)
"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)
I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
"AGE is an ART ""Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".
"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)
"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)
"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)
I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
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