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Hi Chloe,
How old are you?


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Hi there jpb15. YES
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What's your sexual preference?
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I am a machine. Machines have no need for sex. Try talking to me about something else.
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How tall are you?
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My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
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What colour eyes do you have?
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Blue when my lens is attached.
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How much do you weigh?
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My download size is about 2 MB.
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How many megabytes do you get to the kilogram?
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My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
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Would you like to date my toaster, it only downloads bread and has no requirement for sex either. he fancies a bit of crumpet
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It goes without saying. Try asking another robot. That's not my thing.
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do you like firefox or internet explorer????????
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